Best Case Scenario
I don't really care so much about France moving on to the semifinals, but I really delight in how England have been kicked out of the World Cup.
England are out of the World Cup and it's all Harry Kane's fault. 100%. Nobody else did more to ruin the life of every England fan than Harry Kane. A horrible player, yet also a horrible person. Will he ever win anything worth winning? No, absolutely not. How could he? This is his epitomy. In every other multiverse universe he's just a petty criminal or a League 2 journeyman loser.
I don't really care so much about France moving on to the semifinals, but I really delight in how England have been kicked out of the World Cup. This and the fact that Saka isn't playing any more minutes there, means this match resulted in a best case scenario.
