Shaun White
I generally hate the Winter Olympics, but it still manages to suck me in.

He went all-in with a double-flipstick-front-side-1280-buttered-popcorn-dipshit-180-backdoor-onstage-riptide-flexdex-maxshark-corkedwine-applefart. Snowboarding jargon is obnoxious.
The competition is pretty lame to watch. Most of them sorta just blow it and suck. They'd be better off just having 3-4 of these idiots.
Yep. I'll be back on Thursday. I generally hate the Winter Olympics, but it still manages to suck me in.